11 or of beds and calls We’re back with your story so try to focus now and remember who you are. Phonzo has never had the opportunity to go back to a home that was fully his after work and he still won’t for a while. To be completely honest, the one at the public…
X I don’t like premises so it’s good this is not one. It couldn’t even possibly be one because, whatever happened, happened in progress. Therefore, as life goes on, we do too. And Londinum, like life itself, goes on and on without waiting for anyone. If you don’t pay enough attention, you might end up…
ENG the other day a stranger helped me and it was weird The other day, as I was leaving the shop, wearing my headphones, listening to a lovely anarchist podcast about the end of the world, someone walked right next to me. And they said something. To be honest, I wasn’t even sure. In fact,…
9 or we welcome you to the welcoming trade Phonzo has only ever seen people pouring pints in movies. But, even though you weren’t paid as much as Simon Pegg in The World’s End and evolution arcs and plot twists didn’t seem to be around the corner, you enjoyed it. For a while. You also…
8 or guided tour in the bowels of the beast Phonzo has never been focused on one thing and one thing only for more than a week. That is also because you love acquiring new interesting skills. Even though they will never make it onto the Working Records Plate. It’s knowledge, it’s experience, it’s something…
ENG in the form of an apology Even this started during the lockdown. A local film club had selected one of the two short films I worked on for (what then became) an online screening followed by a videocall chat with the directors of the selected movies. The short film is The Housewarming, you can…
7 or virgil and dante missed all the fun Phonzo has never been sure about when the right time to celebrate would be. So, when Luchino shouted “It’s time to celebrate!”, you checked the time on your phone. However, despite the fact that no one had achieved any life goal yet, it was a good…
ENG are we ever actually sorry? I once made a short film “about Brexit”. It was before lockdowns and face coverings were a trend. Before we would willingly wait for Boris to deliver his speech. Before we started washing our hands. Let’s do things step by step though. In a post that should have preceded…
6 or the beginning of a journey you didn’t know you didn’t want to start Phonzo has never had an actual legalised profession. Beware, no one is implying felonious records, that’s not your skeleton in the closet. Your past is like the Brick Lane Beigel Bake: clear bright, open 24/7 and sweaty. The point is,…
5 or the chicken, the egg or kfc bureaucratic dilemma Phonzo has never been a good planner. Even if you try. A lot. In your mind. You spend most of the 24 hours composing a day lost in your thoughts. And, by thoughts, we mainly mean projects, dialogues and monologues, often intertwined and connected since…